Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I need to call the exterminator back....

apparently we have a pest that he didn't get rid of. Thelizardtamer's husband is in pest control. Having this connection has allowed us to have our house treated the last two years. It has been really effective at keeping the spiders out and the tick population in our yard down. However, last night Miss L informed me that we have a problem. Apparently the exterminators mix doesn't get rid of witches.

"A witch threw me off the house."
"What?" I said.
"A witch had me on top of the house and threw me off on to the concrete in front of the garage."

She explained to us a lot of detail about the witch. Apparently she has black teeth and black ears and black legs and blue arms. Oh yes, she also has orange hair and wears a ball cap with a single ponytail pulled through the opening in the back. "It looks really pretty." Miss L said.

According to Miss L, her and the witch had peanut butter sandwiches up on the roof prior to the incident. She also had tea with fish swimming in the glasses and plants with worms in them. She told her father and me that if we saw the witch that we were to shoot her in the forest or run over her with the car. She also said that the witch has been following her daddy to work every morning in her little car the goes "really fast". Steven said that he had never seen her. Miss L explained that was because he went "super fast" and the witch only went "really fast". She 9the witch) was behind him.

It is amazing that she has no bumps or bruises for being thrown off our roof onto the concrete.

Where does she come up with this stuff?

3 comments:

The Sour Kraut said...

That's really cute. I especially like the super fast vs. really fast part.

When kids get into that imaginary stuff with a lot of detail, isn't it a little creepy? It's like where does their imagination take them and do they know its not real?

She sounds really smart.

The Medium Swede said...

That is super cute.

Sometimes they make stuff up that you don't know how to react to.

The Medium Swede said...

Hey speaking of exterminators, TSK just informed me we have 2 dead vermin in our basement. I despise picking up dead stuff. Oh well, must have something to do with my fear of the dead.