Leave me alone...

Dear nachos, pizza, oreos, ice cream, chocolate, cheese, butter and potatoes,

Please leave me alone! Don't you know I am on a diet....kinda. Seriously. Enough already. I know deep down you love me as I love you....but we are NO good for each other. Anyone can see it. We bring out the worst in each other.

Still love you,

me

I am not mad...Will you still come see me occasionally?