Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Dying a tragic death...

Yes, there has been a death. Death of a dream. Although today was supposed to be a joyous celebration of the Grand Opening of the Wal Mart Supercenter, there is a dark shadow that has been cast across my life. I rec'd the sad news yesterday. Yep, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson....to be married.

Dear Kid Rock,

Don't you know what she is going to do to you? You are only a pawn in her game that she is playing with Tommy Lee. You are a puppet and she is the puppeteer. The only function you serve is to be the one to make Tommy Lee jealous. Seriously Kid. What do you see in her? I mean, really, a gorgeous blond with big boobs? I don't get it. What about a down to earth farm girl/woman? You were once a farm boy...... Surely you see through all that peroxide and silicone. If ever you change your mind...... you know where to find me.

Love,

Kim
PS. IF you change your mind July 27 - August 3, I will be on vacation. Please check back.

1 comment:

The Sour Kraut said...

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