We can do this.
We are smart, intelligent, experienced, and professional..... Okay, maybe I shouldn't say "professional".
Or maybe I shouldn't say "we". At least not in the same sentence. Because I am not. At least not yesterday................
Once returning from lunch I ducked into the restroom. As I stepped back out into the hallway I thought..."It is so cold out here!'
I headed towards the thermostat, swearing under my breath about the fact that Dale is constantly turning it down and therefore, freezing me out.
As I turned it up I looked up to see the Methodist Church preacher heading towards the door carrying two easels that he had borrowed earlier that day for the church. He came inside and I began walking towards him. (He apparently didn't see me.)
Hhhhhelllllooooo! I said. He turned around looking somewhat scared. Hhhmmmm...maybe I snuck up on him, I thought.
We conversed shortly about some repair work he had to do on our equipment....yadda...yadda...yadda, then I picked up the easels, bid farewell, and turned around to put them up.
Probably 15 minutes later a couple came in. Being in the back office, I stood up to walk up front to ask them how I could assist them. Upon standing I felt a sudden chill again. Not unlike the chill I felt when exiting the restroom.
Moaning inwardly, while outwardly trying to hide the fact that I am desperately reaching behind me trying to feel what was going on, I discovered that I, being the moron that I am, while pulling up my pantyhose, had caught the hem of my skirt in the top of my pantyhose, thereby revealing my boot-ay to the nice Mr. Preacher.
With a quick yank I freed my skirt and got down to business with the couple standing before me.
After they left I let the embarrassment sink in.
I ran into the restroom trying to get a good look at my backside to determine the shape it was in when I flashed it.
- underwear on? X
- hole/run free? X
- free of any obnoxious stains? X
- free of trailing toilet paper? X
All in all, my a@# didn't look half bad. The pantyhose helped to lift and shape....... "could be worse" I thought. As could the situation. Couldn't think of how it could've been worse at the moment.... but I am sure it could have. Right???.................